Why people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet Coke?
Why people leave their cars worth thousands of dollars in their driveway and put their useless junk in the garage?
Why people buy hot dogs in package of ten and buns in package of eight?
Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why women can't put the mascara on with their mouth closed?
Why lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why the person who invests all your money called a "broker"?
Why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called "rush hour"?
Why banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
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